The power…to heal.
“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING
The Great Unanswered Question:
What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias
#maybe all ya dystopian futures are just highly localised#and every other country is busy doing their thing#’do you think the US will be attending the olympics this year?’#’I don’t know; I think they still have that hell-portal open’#’I’ll put them down as a maybe’ (via archnemeton)
OH MY GOD THE TAG
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
Kumail Nanjiani on the Mash Up pilot
everyone has their bird friend. like their friend who no matter what is a bird person. they’re among the most valuable.
Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD
all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.
YESSss it’s finally happening! So smart, so hilarious, and so rare to see a concept trailer make the jump from dream to reality- October 17th can’t get here fast enough. :D
Is this happening?!!? This is so awesome!